List of ideas

blog #6

This is my list of ideas today. I am not on any drugs besides occasionally vaping ~0.05 mg to ~1 mg of nicotine every three to ten minutes.

1. A cat boy fucking a puppy girl during daylight hours

That was my only real idea today. I don’t want to force myself to make up more. I can expound on it:

Some boys are like cats, oddly enough. Cats are typically seen as feminine because of their demureness and sly intelligence. Puppies are boys because they roughhouse and get dirty. But sometimes you get a cat boy and a puppy girl. The boy ends up being more agile, sultry, and detached. But since boys are like puppies, the cat boy retains a marked “cuteness” and obtains a “double-feminine” affect. A puppy girl ends up licking the cat boy, to which he responds with a purr or a playful meow. The puppy girl plays rough but is ultimately soft.

This dynamic facilitates major sex to happen. Before this becomes overly erotic (you must manage sexuality otherwise people quickly anger), I’d like to point out that the cat boy and puppy girl are fucking in daylight. That could entail families watching. How unsexy! Who would want families, bystanders, and criminals watching you hump on your sweet puppy girl or cutie cat boy?

Enter: The private.

The two are actually fucking in private. It’s just daytime, so naturally sunlight seeps in through the windows and illuminates their soft, pliable forms. Creating privacy is the obvious reaction something has when everything around it is shaming it. Cats and dogs leave when you punish them. They go to the couch or into their bed. It’s sad, especially when they’re all alone. Thankfully, the cat boy and puppy girl are together, which creates a magic-mirror world for them to exist in temporarily, before walking out into a world with families (mobs that enforce norms), and mobs (families that enforce mobbishness.)

Inspired by the smooth exterior of a Miami Mint Air Bar (an e-cigarette), I was able to successfully expound on my single idea I had today, and depict something true.